

I mean you're still at least three years old, after all! Baby Talk: Hey, I'm not a baby!! Well.I guess my English isn't a hundred percent perfect but I'm still NOT a baby! note Teen!Angelica: Don't worry, you're not wrong.Attention Whore: Woo, that's a naughty word, aren't I a cheeky one? Yes, I do want all attention on me all the time, because I deserve it!.Affectionate Nickname: My daddy calls me things like princess and cupcake.And don't think I'm gonna fall for my own tricks! You got that?! Teen!Angelica: Well get used to it, because I'm going to be here when the tropers get around to adding my tropes. Hey! What are you doing here?! This is supposed to be my page! Teen!Angelica: Wow, was I really like that when I was young?. I hope one day to rule the world and never have to do anything I don't want ever, but unfortunately, the grownups are in charge, not me.

Tommy is one and he is dumb enough, but Dil is only three months old and he can't even talk yet! Then, there's their friend Chuckie Finster who's a year older than Tommy but he's a real scaredy cat, Chuckie's stepsister Kimi who's got an imagination bigger than the playground, and their friends Phil and Lil, who are twins Tommy's age and do disgusting things like eating bugs!

What dumb babies, you ask? Well, my uncle Stu and aunt Didi have two sons named Tommy and Dil. My favouritest things to do are singing, dancing, watching Cynthia PI, eating (especially cookies) and scaring those dumb babies. Hiya, readers! I'm the most amazing and beautifulest girl in the world: Angelica Pickles! And this is my dolly, Cynthia. Me! (Best read in Cheryl Chase's or Patricia Acevedo's voice)
